Cause I heard that people actually did have gendered bathrooms in their houses and I’d love to know how popular that actually was. Please answer only if you actually had this split, not if you’ve seen it in others. I anticipate the rate will be skewed, but I think the results will be interesting nonetheless.
one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition
like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’
bbc sherlock wants what i have
OP sounds annoying as shit to be around
????
What’s not clicking
why be rude when you could be nice. for example i think op sounds like a friendly, funny & attentive person :)
If op was a bug i’d sqash them
no like i’d get it if the first comment were funny but it’s bland AND mean and also the only engagement you’ve gotten from this is me saying you’re being an asshole i’m pretty sure? like this reads like you look at terf rudefem blogs and decided to takeyour fate into your own hands but you’re shivering like a chihuahua when you type?
I’m gonna put both you and OP in plastic bags and shake you until you die like the little bitch from Nemo did to nemo
not what happened in the movie i think but kinda funny im howling at your joke almost like claw deen from moster high tbh. are you free tonight
No sorry i gotta prepare myself to pee
well maybe if you were nicer the pee would come out easier!
alright can you guys fall in love on someone else’s post if I block you
This is from when Springfield discovered it never lifted prohibition and tried to re-enforce it, so Homer concocted a scheme where he fills fake bowling balls with his own booze and then Moe collects them from behind the scenes at the bowling alley. When Marge found out, she was really just impressed he came up with something so smart and took his side over the cops.
“All the kids in school say they’re going to be heroes. There’s no way I can understand. Because I am your son. You’re the one who lit that fire under me, Dad! It won’t go away. I can’t pretend it never happened.”
You look around the lecture hall and notice all the other students have fallen asleep. You look towards the lecturer, who has now stopped talking and is staring straight at you. “I don’t know how you’re still awake, but I guess we do this the hard way.” He says before pulling out a sword.
Warning for gore, death, bad magic, and a lot of language.
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It honestly didn’t surprise me, when I looked at the boy in front of me and noticed that he was slumped over his desk in sleep. Professor Chilperic is really boring. I mean, the man is boring. And Statistics isn’t a thrilling class to start with.
So I just kept taking notes, forcing myself to stay awake, fiddling with the charms on my bracelet for the sensory stimulation.
I think we were halfway through when I heard snoring behind me, and turned to look while the Professor was busy writing on the board. Two rows behind me, a girl was leaning back in her chair, snorting softly. The guy next to her was straight up sawing logs, rasping away like a cartoon, going ‘hrrrrrk-woooo’ in a way I’d never heard an actual person do.
And that was when I realized that everyone was asleep. Everyone but me. Slumped over on the small desks that folded out of their seats, or leaning back, or even down on the floor. Every single person was asleep, and asleep hard. The loud snoring wasn’t disturbing them at all.
When I turned back, Professor Chilperic was staring at me. “I don’t know how you’re still awake,” he said slowly, and the usually monotone, slightly nasal voice was deeper and richer now, “but I guess we’re going to have to do this the hard way.” He reached under the lectern, and pulled out a long, shining sword.
[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]
I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.
… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!!
It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.
Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.
Not quite an ‘Orc’ per-se, but eh, close enough. See here giant spiky Deathworlder pining for tiny shouty Deathworlder.
Basically young, cute and passionate engineer Izuku brought back home a broken corpse of a deadly killing machine (he hadn’t known it yet). And the first thing he got after months of fixing, repairing, researching nonstop to finally successfully restarting the lad was a cannon pointed to his face. Nevertheless, he was still fascinated by his new friend and couldn’t wait to know more about him.